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please help i can't get this to work
I'm gonna hug my car and give him a widdle kissie
he/it/the machine_22_ i promise ill eventually shut up about my POS boyfriend but i love himmmmm(aromantically)
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inneskeeper:

typhlonectes:

fiomeras:

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The most pathetic little arms on this fellar

I support him.

well that’s a relief since obviously those absolutely dogshit biceps won’t

cryptotheism:

coughloop:

Sniffing glue = gets you high

Glue = made of horses

Sniffing horses = I think we need to do some research!

This is how medicine worked until like 1500

headspace-hotel:

starry-genome:

digitaldiscipline:

cassandrasimplex:

cassandrasimplex:

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I knew having Redditors cross-train on Tumblr would produce weird fucking magic.

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It gets better. This Redditor went the full Goncharov.

Glorbcharov: Dishonor Among AI Thieves

Y’all missed the best part:

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Category 5 Glup Shitto event

tenorgender:

hey girl are you a boy. would you like to be